APPLICATION TO BECOME A GREEN BAY PACKER FAN Club Member

NAME_____________               
MOBIL HOME COLOR:  ___TWO-TONE, BROWN & WHITE   ___TWO-TONE, PINK & WHITE    ___ FADED GREEN
CB HANDLE:  _____________
NECK SHADE: __Light Red __medium red   __dark red
Model of pickup truck__________    Tire size_______________
Number of teeth in exposed full grin: _____upper  _____lower
Length of right leg__________ Length left leg____________

Note: to be accepted, you must be honest and must be able to check at least 20 items from the questions below.
Note: that a good Packer fan can sometimes check many answers for some questions.
1) I am in love with: ___ my right hand ____ my left hand _____ both hands
2) My favorite music: ___ country   ___ western ___ anything played on accordion
3) My favorite meal:
__ head cheese & Old Milwaukee
__ venison sausage & Old Milwaukee
__ cheese curds & Old Milwaukee
__ pickled pigs feet
__ $5.99 all you can eat Fish Fry
__ 7 course dinner: brat & 6-pack Old Milwaukee
4) Preferred weapon:
__ 12 gauge   ___ forehead ___ ice auger __ tire iron ___ chain saw
5) Primary auto:
__ 67 Ford Galaxy ___ 67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission
__ 67 Ford Galaxy with 73 Chevy Impala Transmission
__ 67 Ford Galaxy with 73 Chevy Impala Transmission and 71 Buick engine
6) I usually greet people by saying:
__Ya hey dere   ___Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of old woman
__Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madison liberals an just line them up and shoot em
7) I can count to:    ___10   ___20 with my shoes off   ___21, if I get naked
8) Favorite reading   ___fishing facts   ___beer bottle labels ___Guns and Ammo
9) Things in my front yard:
__ car on blocks  ___ various kitchen appliances ___ deer hanging from tree ( in season) ___ deer hanging from tree (out of season)

10) My favorite female in the world is: ___my mom   ___my sister   ___both, cause I think my sister is my mom
11) I mostly wear: ___ orange polyester   ___Packers Belt Buckle ___Packers cap
12) The most memorable  event I have attended:
__Minocqua Moose call Competition
__Omega Outboard Motor Repair finals
__ Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
__ Carp Queen Beauty Contest
__ Spread Eagle International Protologists Convention
13) My favorite entertainment:
___ deer hunting while drinking
___ watching green acres while drinking
___ snowmobiling while drinking
14) Pick Only One:
___ someone is helping me read this
___ someone is reading this to me