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PurpleArmy General on Recce Mission
Abroad and Troop Responsibilities:
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The
PurpleArmy General Speaks to the
Troops:
To the soldiers of the Purple Army (for
more info check
http://www.purplearmy.com/) ,
Greetings from Purple Army overseas. It
has been over a year since our establishment
of an overseas recon position and as long
since I have addressed the troops. As I
explained last year, it is still an arduous
battle that at times the battle fatigue wears
heavy on our efforts. However, due to some
tactical off season free agents and a
brilliant draft by CINC Tice, the level of
effort has been reduced. We are still reeling
from last years end of the season debacle and
continue to suffer large casualties from an
increase in resistance inspired by a heavy
negative media blitz (Armed Forces Networks
continually repeat glimpses of the last season
ending touchdown by the hapless Cardinals).
My operations officer (my son William 7) has
suggested a psy ops effort against flagrant
and destructive media coverage. Flyers were
created and routinely posted at known
suspected insurgent media locations (i.e. Base
exchange, commissary, family support centers
and gymnasiums). The flyers displayed a flash
photo of the winning TD that sealed the
Vikings fate. A narrative below the photo
describes how the Cardinal receiver would have
been clearly out of bounds and that due to
incompetent referees, the Vikings were shang
hide out of the playoffs. Other psy ops
efforts involve routinely bombarding AFN with
"Go Vikings" and "Packers suck" e-mails. My
OPSO feels confident that the continued psy op
campaign will pay big dividends.
Other operations are being planned and
conducted by my executive officer (my other
son Colin 5) and my force protection chief (my
daughter Caroline 3). Operations include the
spotting of Packer backers (identified by
hats, shirts , sweat shirts or just plain
drooling on themselves) and attempting initial
friendly contact to promote a complacent
atmosphere followed then by a barrage of ankle
biting, knee kicking and perfectly placed
kicks to the jewels and/or bum. This effort is
ongoing. Recruitment looks bright and with a
revamped defense and an offense that may be
second to none, insurgencies may fade into the
holes they crawled out of. Bears, Lions and
Packer fans dominate the resistance but new
data has shown an insurgence of Cowboy fans
due in part to last weeks throttling. We
expect more as the weeks go by and Viking
victories dominate media coverage.
Preparations are already being made to account
of this increase and my force protection chief
feels fully confident that any more resistance
will be met with lethal actions and resolve
(more ankle biting and knee kicks).
Our campaign continues and the struggle
for respect and admiration remains our number
one roadblock to resolving these insurgencies.
We expect that as week passes with Viking
victories, the enemies resolve will shorten
and our ultimate goal of a Super Bowl win will
top off our campaign and allow for crushing
victory. The General sends out a calling
message to all Purple Army members to attend
the Vikings Bears game on the 26th of Sept. I
will be attending without my staff and hope to
review local operations and provide support
for Army members. Go Vikings and see you at
the Bears game.
General
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