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WAR ROOM
PurpleArmy
General
On Covert
EURO Germany
mission!!!
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Soldiers
and Viking fans
be prepared
to salute
our
General's
Special
Covert
Operations
Report from
our EURO
Outpost
prior to the
Packer game ...
Don McGregor (the PurpleArmy General)
will report
exclusively from
his
Ramstien Germany
(US/Purplearmy)
Outpost
specifically for this
BIG Match-up. In real life Don is a Lt. Colonel in
the Air force stationed at Ramstein
Germany.
He is an F16 pilot, top gun school graduate, and a former squadron
commander.
Due to the
covert
nature of
his recent
assignments
we do not often
receive such
reports from
our leader and,
as usual,
we
anticipate
the General
will provide a
concise mission
update and
will grant well-deserved battle-field promotion's
to deserving
soldiers.
One very
deserving
Battle-field
promotion
granted
last year
was to the
PurpleArmy Princess
(promoted to PURPLEARMY
QUEEN
EXTRAORDINAIRE)
for again
going beyond
the call of
duty
providing delicious, and yes spicy,
delights
along with a
cake
customized
specifically
for our
General to
mark this
special
occasion.
The PurpleArmy
thanks all
Troops and
Viking fans
for again
making this
a memorable
Tailgating
event.
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General's Address
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The
PurpleArmy "General" Address's Troops vis-à-vis 2007:
PurpleArmy
Soldiers,
Just surfaced
from another
grueling month
of covert Viking
Purplearmy
operations
in
Europe.
As you know,
Europe
has had a taste
of the NFL for a
decade now and
as a result has
nurtured some
very devote
European fans. I
took my two
executive
officers to a
Frankfurt Galaxy
game (of course
spotlighting
Purplearmy
colors) to
review NFL
Europe
operations and
spot any Packer
infiltrators
that may
influence
gullible
European
fans. We were
lucky we went as
we witnessed two
Packer losers
trying
to persuade
young and
ignorant
Europeans on the
ways of becoming
a obstinate,
pigheaded
overzealous and
outright
pathetic Packer
fan. After
the Packer fans
left my youngest
executive
(William, 10)
quickly went up
to the seduced
German fans (he
was the only one
of us who could
speak German)
and washed them
of all
possible Packer influence
as we showed
them the way of
the Purlearmy...this
one was way too
close and we
will continue to
be vigilant.
The
excitement and
duty did not
stop there as we
have taken
numerous cat
calls from both
Packer and Bears
fans throughout
the base
complex. The
most disgusting
episode was at
the base bowling
alley as we (my
family sporting
Viking ware) we
accosted by two
despicable
Packer fans who
were relishing
in their Packers
most current
success. It took
every ounce of
effort not to
heave (as a
family) in their
general
direction.
However, cooler
minds prevailed
as we decide to
discuss the
season with the
enemy. As you
know, most
Packer fans rate
among the lowest
of IQs on the
Planet as lead
ill-literacy
rates rank among
the highest in
Greenbay,
WI. They
have spread this
ignorance among
their fan base
and this clown
was no
different. My 8
year old started
tying the adult
Packer fan in
mental knots
with an academic
history lesson
...i.e. "Who was
the first
American
President"?...answer
by the Packer
delinquent,
"Mike Holmgren".
It was quickly
finished off by
my 6 year old
who asked him
who the current
President of the
Untied States
was, once he
answered Brett
Farve, the
onslaught ensued.
By the time my
Purplearmy
crew got done
with this
pathetic example
of a human form,
he was last seen
in the Bowling
alley parking
lot barking out
indistinguishable
noises such as ,
I meant
Reggie White,
not Brett Farve.
He was last seen
being handcuffed
by security
cops.
Operations have
been especially
difficult this
season as the
Vikings continue
to be led by an
apparent mental
midget in the
form of Brad
Childress. Have
no fear
Purplearmy
comrades, we
have endured
through
hardships like
this
before....i.e.
Les Steckle,
Mike Tice, etc.
The Purplearmy
has always made
the correct
analysis and
highlighted
these
unfortunate
Viking
leadership
mistakes.
However, we do
have some bright
sots in Adrian
Peterson, who
could become
something
special
and quickly
become the face
of the
Minnesota Vikings.
He will be an
icon within 3
years...mark the
General's words.
So, to all you
dedicated Purplearmy
fans, maintain
your vigilance
and devotion to
duty. Our time
will come...BE
READY!
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Udeze
emerges as
veteran presence
at defensive end!
L. In what has been a disastrous season for defensive ends on the Minnesota Vikings roster, fourth-year veteran Kenechi Udeze is steadily emerging as a player worthy of the first-round pick the Vikings spent on him.
In addition to being his usual hard-nosed self against the run, Udeze is tied for the team lead with 5.0 sacks. That production has been a pleasant surprise for the Vikings this year after Udeze went sackless despite starting all 16 games a year ago.
“As hard as he works I think that it’s just a matter of time before he breaks through,” coach Brad Childress said. “He’s a million-mile-an-hour guy and he’s relentless.
“He’s in great physical condition and he tries to do things right to the ’nth’ degree, so you just felt like a guy with those kinds of work habits, something good is bound to happen for that guy.”
Last year was a difficult one for Udeze, who took plenty of grief for his sackless season. When Erasmus James went down with a knee injury, Udeze moved from left end to right end and had to go up against the top lineman on the opposing offense every Sunday.
This year, he is back at home on the left side and performing much better.
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Jury Out on T-Jack?
A year ago,
Brad
Childress
was
steadfast
that
Tarvaris
Jackson
would be his
QB in 2007.
A couple of
weeks ago,
T-Jack's
long-term
future
seemed
locked in
place. But,
two awful
passing days
later,
Chilly isn't
saying
whether or
not Jackson
is the
short-term
or long-term
answer for
the Vikings
in 2008 and
beyond.
The future
of
Tarvaris
Jackson
as the
Vikings
starting
quarterback
seemed like
a moot point
at midseason
– it just
wasn’t going
to happen.
Some
national
reports had
secret team
insiders
saying that
effectively
they were
done with
him after
this season
and he would
be a backup
in 2008.
But, as
Jackson led
the Vikings
on a
five-game
winning
streak that
ended Sunday
night, he
was doing
everything
asked of a
quarterback.
He wasn’t
lighting
opposing
defenses up,
but he was
holding his
own,
completing
all the
passes he
needed to
and playing
heady
football.
Over the
past two
games,
however, he
has
regressed to
the same
T-Jack that
had fans so
worried
earlier in
the season
and throwing
up their
hands in
disgust.
While the
Vikings were
able to
overcome a
giveaway/takeaway
deficit of
minus-4
against the
Bears (the
Vikings got
an
interception
in the final
minute to
make it
minus-3),
they weren’t
able to
overcome the
same
problems
Sunday
against the
Redskins.
Sadly, two
of those
turnovers
came on
horrible
passes
thrown by
Jackson that
had almost
no chance to
be caught by
anyone but
Redskins
defenders.
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PurpleArmy's "Ultimate"
Soldier:
100%Cheese-Free
USA TODAY:
Winnipeg's Syd Davy - a
Vikings fanatic - named
NFL's 'most fanatical
fan' by
USA
Today.
 .
The PurpleArmy's most
Storied Soldier does it
again - this time the
international newspaper,
"USA TODAY", read on:
A
USA Today
committee has named Syd
Davey, a 48-year-old
Winnipeg railway
engineer and
Minnesota Viking
season ticket-holder,
the NFL's "Most
Fanatical Fan."
In addition to painting
his face, Davy and his
wife drive 1,600 km
(seven hours) to each
Vikings home game.
"I was pretty amazed
when I got the call,"
Davy told the National
Post. "
USA reporter (Tom
Pedulla) calleorts from right
after the Vikings-Lions
game when
Minnesota was on
a bit of a roll. I
didn't quite understand
at the time, but he was
pretty clear: 'We chose
you as the most
fanatical NFL fan'.
"I'm just blown away by
this."
Davy - whose 5'11,
muscle-bound frame is
covered in Vikings
tattoos -- is an
imposing figure. He has
been featured in Sports
Illustrated and Maxim
magazines, and even
video games such as the
EA Sports Madden NFL
franchise. He sits in
the front row seats in
the Metro Dome's SE
endzone, adorned with a
Helga Hat and 'Vikings
World Order'
championship belt.
Davy's reputation and
profile also took off
when former Viking Randy
Moss lept into his arms
after each touchdown.
100% Cheese-Free and the
Purplearmy Featured in "American
Tailgater"
Magazine's
Super Freak and Cheese
Free
shake hands Monday Night
100% Cheese-Free
Promoted
to "MAJOR"
NEVER-EVER-SURRENDER
"Super
Freak" to "100% Cheese Free"
becomes post-touchdown
tradition
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Two No. "1"s
hanging out
after a
Viking
practice....The
PA Will Not
Forget!!!
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“Randy
(Moss) caught a 61-yard
touchdown, and as he
crossed the goal line we
made eye contact and I
gave him a hand gesture
to come up and he came
over full speed, like a
missle, into my arms,”
said the Winnipeg
native, Syd Davy, who
goes by the alter ego
“100% Cheese Free”
during Viking games. “I
held onto him with all
my might for
approximately three
minutes and I did not
want to let him go.
Finally Cris Carter came
over and begged me to
return Randy.”
Click here for more"100%
Cheese Free" and Randy
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Minnesota Vikings : 2007
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Pre-Season |
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Aug. 10 |
St. Louis |
L 13-10 |
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Aug. 17 |
@NY Jets |
W 37-20 |
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Aug. 25 |
@Seattle |
L 30-13 |
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Aug 30 |
Dallas |
W 23-14 |
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Regular Season |
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Sep 9 |
Atlanta |
W 24-3 |
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Sep 16
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@Detroit |
L 23-17 |
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Sep 23
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@Kansas City |
L 13-10 |
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Sep 30 |
Green Bay |
L 23-16 |
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Oct 7 |
Bye |
Open |
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Oct 14 |
@Chicago
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W 34-31 |
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Oct 21
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@Dallas |
W 24-14 |
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Oct 28 |
Philadelphia |
L 23-16 |
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Nov 4 |
San Diego |
W 35-17 |
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Nov 11
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@Green Bay |
L 34-0 |
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Nov 18 |
Oakland |
W 29-22 |
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Nov 25 |
@NY Giants
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W 41-17 |
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Dec 2 |
Detroit |
W 42-10 |
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Dec 10 |
@S Fran
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W 27-7 |
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Dec 17 |
Chicago
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W 20-13 |
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Dec 23 |
Washington |
L 32-21 |
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Dec 30
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@Denver |
L 22-19 |
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