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WAR ROOM
PurpleArmy
General
Returns from Covert
EURO/DC
mission For
the Dallas
Game, Oct.
17th
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Soldiers
and Viking
fans will salute
our
General's
Special
Covert
Operations
Report at
the Dallas
Cowboys
game
Sunday,
Oct 17th at our
Viking
Tailgating
Command
Central
Outpost ...
Don McGregor (the PurpleArmy
General)
will report
exclusively
to
Viking
Tailgate
Command
Central. In real life Don is a Colonel in
the Air force stationed at Ramstein
Germany
(recently
moved to
Washington
DC).
He is an F16 pilot, top gun school graduate, and a former squadron
commander.
Due to the
covert
nature of
his recent
assignments
we do not often
receive such
reports from
our leader and,
as usual,
he will be concise
mission
update and
likely grant well-deserved battle-field promotion's
to deserving
soldiers.
The last very
well
deserving
Battle-field
promotions
were granted
to the
PurpleArmy Princess
(promoted to
PURPLEARMY
QUEEN
EXTRAORDINAIRE)
for again
going beyond
the call of
duty
providing delicious, and yes spicy,
delights
along with a
cake
customized
specifically
for our
General.
The
Distinguished
Soldier 100
Percent
CheeseFree
was also
promoted to
Colonel.
The
PurpleArmy
Officer
we know will
enjoy
seeing
all the
troops and
Vikings fans
alike at
this game,
making this another
memorable
Tailgating
event.
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General's Address
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The
PurpleArmy "General" Address's Troops vis-à-vis 2009:
PurpleArmy
Soldiers,
Just surfaced
from another
grueling month
of covert Viking
Purplearmy
operations in
Europe and
relocation site,
Washington DC.
As you know,
Europe
has had a taste
of the NFL for a
decade now and
as a result has
nurtured some
very devote
European fans. I
took my two
executive
officers to a
Frankfurt Galaxy
game (of course
spotlighting
Purplearmy
colors) to
review NFL
Europe
operations and
spot any Packer
infiltrators
that may
influence
gullible
European
fans. We were
lucky we went as
we witnessed two
Packer losers
trying
to persuade
young and
ignorant
Europeans on the
ways of becoming
a obstinate,
pigheaded
overzealous and
outright
pathetic Packer
fan. After
the Packer fans
left my youngest
executive
(William, 12)
quickly went up
to the seduced
German fans (he
was the only one
of us who could
speak German)
and washed them
of all
possible Packer influence
as we showed
them the way of
the Purlearmy...this
one was way too
close and we
will continue to
be vigilant.
The
excitement and
duty did not
stop there as we
have taken
numerous cat
calls from both
Packer and Bears
fans throughout
the base
complex. The
most disgusting
episode was at
the base bowling
alley as we (my
family sporting
Viking ware) were
accosted by two
despicable
Packer fans who
were relishing
in their Packers
most current
success. It took
every ounce of
effort not to
heave (as a
family) in their
general
direction.
However, cooler
minds prevailed
as we decided to
discuss the
season thus far with the
enemy. As you
know, most
Packer fans rate
among the lowest
of IQs on the
Planet and lead
ill-literacy
rates rank among
the highest in Greenbay,
WI. They
have spread this
ignorance among
their fan base
and this clown
was no
different. My 10
year old started
tying the adult
Packer fan in
mental knots
with an academic
history lesson
...i.e. "Who was
the first
American
President"?...answer
by the Packer
delinquent,
"Mike Holmgren".
It was quickly
finished off by
my 7 year old
who asked him
who the current
President of the
Untied States
was, once he
answered Brett Farve, the
onslaught ensued.
By the time my
Purplearmy
crew got done
with this
pathetic example
of a human form,
he was last seen
in the Bowling
alley parking
lot barking out
indistinguishable
noises such as ,
I meant
Aaron Dodger ...
Cadger ... or
whatever his
name is and
not Brett Farve.
He was last seen
being handcuffed
by security
cops.
Operations have
been especially
difficult this
season as the
Vikings continue
to be led by an
apparent mental
midget in the
form of Brad
Childress. Have
no fear
Purplearmy
comrades, we
have endured
through
hardships like
this
before....i.e.
Les Steckle,
Mike Tice, etc.
The Purplearmy
has always made
the correct
analysis and
highlighted
these
unfortunate
Viking
leadership
mistakes.
However, we do
have some
extraordinary bright
spots in Adrian
Peterson and
acquistion of
the fabulous
Brett Favre who
are special
athletes have
quickly
and jointly become the face
of the
Minnesota Vikings.
They are Viking
icons.
So, to all you
dedicated Purplearmy
fans, maintain
your vigilance
and devotion to
duty. Our time
has come...BE
READY!
more...
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10 Ways That I'm
Just Like Brett
Favre!

In case you missed the news, National Football League quarterback and future Hall of Famer Brett Favre came out of retirement (again) and signed a $25 million, two-year contract with the Minnesota Vikings on Tuesday. Many Vikings fans and football analysts believe that the Vikings other quarterbacks, Tarvaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels, both lacked reasonable first names and the ability to get the Vikings to the Super Bowl. Yet Favre's best days are almost certainly behind him and his first comeback attempt with the New York Jets ended in failure last year when he suffered a serious shoulder injury halfway through the injury. Most players would have been out for the year but Favre, true to his uber-competitor spirit, played through the pain. It would have been a great story if he played well but he didn't. He stunk. After the season, he retired, the Jets released him, and then he and the Vikings danced together for months until he agreed to (again) come out of retirement. With that background behind us, here are the top 10 similarities between Brett Favre and me: 1. We both live close to 50th and France in suburban Minneapolis. I've lived in the Twin Cities since 1994. He's lived here since, well, Tuesday. 2. We were both born in the 1960's 3. We have gray...well lots of gray in our beards. 4. We both love southern food 5. We've both spent time in Mississippi. 6. Both of us were really, really, really looked forward to the two games between the Vikes and the Pack and the corresponding results. 7. We both own Vikings jerseys, although his is real and mine is a replica, however, they both have #4 and Brett's Name inscribed. 8. We both love NFL football, although I doubt that he likes watching it from the stands and I wouldn't live for two minutes as a player 9. We recognize that almost everyone looks better in Minnesota Vikings purple rather than Green Bay Packers gold 10. We're both sure Brett Favre looks better in Minnesota Vikings purple rather than Green Bay Packers gold
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Why can't Sage elevate to
No. 2?

PA's "Ultimate" Soldier:
100%Cheese-Free
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Interactively with 100%
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VIKING WORLD ORDER
USA
TODAY:
Winnipeg's
Syd Davy - a Vikings
fanatic - named NFL's
'most fanatical fan' by
USA
Today.
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The PurpleArmy's most
Storied Soldier does it
again - this time the
international newspaper,
"USA TODAY", read on:
A
USA
Today committee has
named Syd Davey, a
48-year-old
Winnipeg
railway engineer and
Minnesota
Viking season
ticket-holder, the NFL's
"Most Fanatical Fan."
In
addition to painting his
face, Davy and his wife
drive 1,600 km (seven
hours) to each Vikings
home game.
"I was
pretty amazed when I got
the call," Davy told the
National Post. "
USA
reporter (Tom Pedulla)
calleorts from right
after the Vikings-Lions
game when
Minnesota
was on a bit of a roll.
I didn't quite
understand at the time,
but he was pretty clear:
'We chose you as the
most fanatical NFL fan'.
"I'm just
blown away by this."
Davy -
whose 5'11, muscle-bound
frame is covered in
Vikings tattoos -- is an
imposing figure. He has
been featured in Sports
Illustrated and Maxim
magazines, and even
video games such as the
EA Sports Madden NFL
franchise. He sits in
the front row seats in
the Metro Dome's SE
endzone, adorned with a
Helga Hat and 'Vikings
World Order'
championship belt.
Davy's
reputation and profile
also took off when
former Viking Randy Moss
lept into his arms after
each touchdown.
Look
who 100% is catching now for
Post-TD Celebrations...yes,
you're right...that's AP
 
Brett,
Percy, Sidney Next?
100% Cheese-Free and the
Purplearmy Featured in "American
Tailgater"
Magazine's


Super Freak and Cheese
Free
shake hands Monday Night

100% Cheese-Free
Promoted
to "MAJOR"

NEVER-EVER-SURRENDER
"Super
Freak" to "100% Cheese Free"
becomes post-touchdown
tradition

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Two No. "1"s
hanging out
after a
Viking
practice....The
PA Will Not
Forget!!!
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“Randy (Moss) caught a
61-yard touchdown, and
as he crossed the goal
line we made eye contact
and I gave him a hand
gesture to come up and
he came over full speed,
like a missle, into my
arms,” said the Winnipeg
native, Syd Davy, who
goes by the alter ego
“100% Cheese Free”
during Viking games. “I
held onto him with all
my might for
approximately three
minutes and I did not
want to let him go.
Finally Cris Carter came
over and begged me to
return Randy.”
Click here
for more (MUCH MORE)
"100% Cheese Free"
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Minnesota Vikings : 2010
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Regular & Playoff Season |
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Sep 13 |
@Cleveland |
W 34-20 |
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Sep 20
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@Detroit |
W 27-14 |
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Sep 27
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San Fran |
W 27-24 |
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Oct 5 |
Green Bay |
W 30-23 |
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Oct 11 |
@St. Louis |
W 38-10 |
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Oct 17 |
***DALLAS***
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3:15 |
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Oct 25 |
@Pittsburg |
L 17-27 |
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Nov 1 |
@Green Bay |
W 38-26 |
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Nov 8 |
Bye |
Bye |
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Nov 15
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Detroit |
W 27-10 |
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Nov 22 |
Seattle |
W 35-9 |
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Nov 29 |
Chicago |
W 35-10 |
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Dec 6 |
@Arizona |
L 30-17 |
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Dec 13 |
Cincinnati |
W 30-10 |
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Dec 20 |
@Carolina |
L 26-7 |
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Dec 28 |
@Chicago |
L 36-30 |
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Jan 3 |
NY Giants |
W 44-7 |
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Jan 17 |
Dallas |
W 34-3 |
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